3.30.2007

Let's Do Lunch! Interview with Mark Arsenault

This 240th post is brought to you, fittingly, on my 40th birthday, and I consider myself so lucky - most people get flowers, cards, and candy on their special day. I get Mark Arsenault. I hope you enjoy my conversation with this very personable, very kind, very insightful gentleman ...



Mark Arsenault is a reporter for The Providence Journal, Providence, Rhode Island. His first novel, Spiked (2003), about a murder inside the Lowell, Massachusetts heroin trade, was a finalist for the Shamus Award for Best First Mystery. His follow-up novel, Speak Ill of the Living, was inspired by two years of jailhouse interviews inside Rhode Island's more notorious prison. Gravewriter is the first in a new series featuring obituary writer Billy Povich.


JB: You've said that nobody outside the newspaper industry has ever wanted to hire you, but did you know from the time you delivered that first paper that you wanted to be a reporter? How did your journalism career evolve from that point?

MA: Growing up, it never occurred to me to be a reporter. I thought reporters were the people who followed families in a pack after tragedies and yelled rude questions after them. That's true, of course, but that's just one ugly slice of the business. Real reporters are the ones who go where the pack does not, finding the stories nobody else gets. Very late in my college career, I decided I might like to be a writer. Taking a newspaper job was, I thought at the time, a way into the writing business. I didn't expect to stick with it, but I didn't know how satisfying journalism could be. My meager résumé lacked academic pedigree and elite internships, so I had to spend several years near the bottom of the profession, writing for small daily papers nobody has ever heard of, in Massachusetts. The work was hard, there were few editors who could help you improve, and the paycheck could actually make you laugh. But I wouldn't trade the experience. In 1994, I caught a break and got a job at The Sun, in Lowell, Mass. That was my first mid-sized paper with editors who could help me improve. I joined The Providence Journal in 1998.

JB: Tell us a little about what made Lowell, Massachusetts the inspiration for the setting and characters in Spiked.

MA: During my time at The Sun, in Lowell, I was dispatched to cover a body found under a railroad bridge, just outside of downtown. By the time I got there, the action was over, but it was obvious that people had been living under that bridge. There were makeshift tents, piles of clothes and blankets, crates of canned food, and all varieties of trash. Working with the local homeless shelter, I tracked down the girlfriend of the man who had just died under the bridge. Her name was Julia. She was a heroin addict, like the rest of the community who lived under the bridge. I interviewed her at length. People who have nothing to lose are the most honest people you'll ever meet. She told me all about being addicted, and how much it hurt to lose her common law husband to an overdose. I remember she told me, "We weren't hurting anyone but ourselves … why couldn't we just have our little lives?" Heartbreaking.

I raced back to the newsroom with thoughts of the story (and the Pulitzer banquet) in my head. But my editor was not impressed, and he killed my story – spiked it, in the language of the newsroom. Why? I don't know. He just didn't want to hear about heroin addicts in his city, I think.

This was around the time the political book Primary Colors was in the news, which was originally published anonymously. I thought maybe I could write a mystery book, telling the story of the addicts under the bridge, do it anonymously, and get around the shortsighted editor without getting fired. So I started to write fiction. The project quickly outgrew my original intentions, and became a new career for me. By the time my book was published in 2003, I was already working in Providence.

I never knew what happened to Julia. I don't even know if she is alive … or if she ever realized my first novel, Spiked, is dedicated to her.

JB: On writing novel-length fiction, you've been quoted as saying, "Writing a novel is a matter of mind over ass. You have to put your ass in the chair and type." You've also said it's like long-distance hiking, "like walking fifty miles. No one part of the walk is itself very hard, but taken in total it's a tremendous amount of work." Great philosophies, and dead-on accurate. When and why did you "shed the myth of the muse" and stop waiting for inspiration? Is this strictly a by-product of your being trained as a deadline news writer?

MA: There is no muse. I am the muse.

When I come back with the results of the gubernatorial election, I can't tell my editor that I'm blocked ... and I need to take a long walk among the lilac and wait for inspiration. No, no. They'd have to peel the poor guy off the ceiling.

If I have 45 minutes to write a story before deadline, it has to be there in 45 minutes. If you can't do that ... then you can't do this job.

Writing is not alchemy. Writing is more like carpentry. This is the lesson of deadline writing. Bang it out, push the button.

Now, when I write off-deadline profiles or news features, I write them slowly. I'm a pretty slow fiction writer, too. But when I sit down to write, I never, ever get up with nothing done. When it's time to write, that's what writers do. [I think I may have said that very thing recently ...]

JB: Last year you did an interview with your friend Andrew Galarneau with the Buffalo News, and I'm borrowing a bit of what you posted on your blog back in August. Tell our readers about your personal rules for writing thrillers – the Message in a Bottle Rule, the Taunting Rule, and the Hindsight Rule.

MA: In order:

The Message in a Bottle Rule. One coincidence per novel, and it has to be at the beginning. Such as, your hero finds a message in a bottle that opens the story. That's the coincidence: that the hero happened to be at the beach to find the bottle. Or your detective gets assigned a routine investigation that turns out to be the case of the year ... the coincidence is that YOUR detective got assigned the case, and not some other plainclothesman.

No Taunting Rule. Don't taunt. If your character looks inside the moldy old cedar chest and sees the clue for which he or she had been searching, then the reader gets to see it, too. Don't you hate when writers taunt? Such as: "And as she threw back the creaky lid and looked inside, all became clear and she knew who was behind the murder of the 16 polo players!" Then the chapter ends, and some other scene begins. GAAA!!! What was in the blasted chest?? I hate that.

The Hindsight Rule. Clues should be scattered in plain sight. If someone were to read the novel a second time, the identification of the killer, in hindsight, should be head-slappingly obvious.

Occasionally, smart readers will figure it out ahead of time. That's okay. The irresistible human need to see how things end will pull them through the story.

JB: Speaking of your blog, what happened to "Smart Mysteries"? Do you blog somewhere else now?

MA: The blog was on hold as I finished another manuscript. But it's coming back. I'm starting a new regular column on mysteries for The Providence Journal, and I'll shortly be posting them on the blog, too. Please bear with me.

JB: What's next for Billy Povich? And is there a chance we'll see Eddie Bourque again at some point in the future? How did the decision to pursue a different series come about?

MA: The next Povich adventure is done. Billy, Bo and the Old Man will be back to figure out who paid off the shooter of a well-known judge.

I was a little burned out on the Eddie Bourque character after two books, maybe because that character is more autobiographical than Povich. I switched publishers after my second book, Speak Ill of the Living, was published in 2005. It was just easier to start with a new character.

I have plans for several more novels in my head, and Eddie is not among them. Who knows, though? I would never rule out a third Eddie Bourque book. My fiancé is after me to consider that character again.

JB: Let's talk a little more about your work at The Journal. The paper was honored as a Pulitzer Prize finalist in 2003, in part due to the series on the fire at The Station nightclub and the overhaul of the Rhode Island state fire code, of which you wrote two of the eight installments. Can you share your thoughts on that experience with us?

MA: The Station fire in 2003 killed exactly 100 people. In a small state, nearly everybody has some personal tie to someone who was killed or hurt, or to the families of a victim. I remember working some crazy amount of hours the first few days after the fire, just chronicling unimaginable pain and suffering. On maybe the third or fourth day, I was sitting on a bare concrete floor at a National Guard building, waiting with maybe 100 other journalists for the governor's daily press conference to begin. I could barely keep my eyes open and I didn't know how I'd be able to write. I just wanted to go to bed. But then the governor came in, the action started, I instantly popped awake and I said silently in my own head: "There is no place I'd rather be right now than here, doing this work."

I covered the fire and its aftermath, full-time, for 10 months. There is no place I would have rather been.

JB: You also wrote a three-part series on Craig Price, the maximum-security inmate in the Rhode Island prison system who murdered four people in the late 1980s, when he was a teenager. [The series, entitled "Into Another World", was published in The Journal in March 2004.] What kind of influence did delving into the mind of a killer have on your fiction writing? Did it also affect you personally?

MA: I met about 50 times with Price over two years in preparing that story. We also exchanged long, long letters. It's hard to explain to somebody outside Rhode Island how despised Price is in this little state. He committed his crimes in the late 1980s, but if you say his name out loud in a crowded restaurant in 2007, you will get dirty looks from all the locals.

He is widely considered to be the embodiment of evil; easily the most hated person in modern state history.

He never told his story to anyone, and I was surprised in 2002 when he responded to my letter and agreed to tell his story to me.

I wrote my piece for the newspaper in 2004. The stuff left over in my imagination became my third novel, Gravewriter.

In the newspaper series, we started with a real-life character who had done something monstrous, and who, in telling the story, was trying to reclaim his humanity. He was the monster who wanted to be a man.

The book is the mirror image: We start with a character who is basically a good person (though flawed). My character, Billy Povich, is consumed with fantasies of revenge, and he wonders if a monstrous act could somehow be considered justice.

If the experience at the prison taught me anything, it's that characters (both real-life and in fiction) are complicated, deeply layered and evolving.

From a technical standpoint, the prison escape scene in Gravewriter is based on conversations with Price, as he told me of a legendary escape from that SuperMax facility.

JB: Fascinating stuff, Mark - thanks for sharing that with us. Okay, that's probably enough of the heavy, probing questions – we can move on to something a little lighter. What do you like to do when your tail [ahem] isn't in the chair?

MA: I hike. My soon-to-be wife, Jennifer, and I collect U.S. national parks. We have backpacked above 14,000 feet, and my collection of hiking guidebooks probably weighs more than I do. Establishing the national parks was the second-best idea this country ever had, after the First Amendment.

JB: Let's say you and I are going to meet at your favorite hole in the wall for lunch. Where would we go and what would you recommend off the menu?

MA: We'll meet at AS220 on Empire Street, downtown Providence, after 1:30 p.m., when the rush slows down. I'll pay the extra dollar to have chicken added to the vegetarian burrito. We'll sit outside on the sidewalk. A waitress with a British accent will call you "my love" and "my darling," as if you had been dining there all your life. [Sounds fabulous. I can meet you and Jennifer there by 1:30!]

JB: Last question, Mr. Reporter. If you could have covered any event in history, which one would you pick and why?

MA: Interesting question. I've thought about this for a while. What is the better story? Victory or tragedy? The Wright brothers or the Lincoln assassination? The Hurricane of '38 or the moment of inspiration in which Einstein discovered that time was flexible?

What I like best are stories of hope. So I'll pick July 1939, at the New York World's Fair. My Polish grandparents have arrived on their honeymoon at the park themed "The World of Tomorrow." They don't realize a world war is about to begin, or that my grandmother would lose a brother in it. They're just two children of immigrants, both shop workers with little schooling, newly married, with $100 in wedding money in their pockets, and they have hope.

JB: What a great story that would have been. Congratulations, Mark, on your upcoming wedding, and thanks so much for taking the time to chat with us in the Lunch Room!

MA: My pleasure.

A Massachusetts native, Mark Arsenault has been a reporter since 1989, working at The Gardner News, the Marlboro Enterprise, and The Sun (Lowell, Mass.). He currently lives in Rhode Island and has been at The Providence Journal since 1998. Visit Mark's website at www.markarsenault.net.

3.29.2007

The Big Weekend


Quotes by Mario Vargas Llosa,
Peruvian novelist and politician (1936- ):


"Writing a book is a very lonely business. You are
totally cut off from the rest of the world,
submerged in your obsessions and memories."

"No matter how ephemeral it is, a novel is something,
while despair is nothing."

"There is an incompatibility between
literary creation and political activity."



I have a rather long to-do list for the weekend. Today is going to be the day I need to get a lot of things done, because the next two days are going to be crazy.

Tomorrow is my birthday. The Big 4-0. Whee. My presents from my parents came in the mail yesterday, and despite 39 years' worth of upbringing that should have prevented me from opening them, I did it anyway. I told Mother and Dad on the phone last night when I called to thank them that the way I see it, I'm almost 40 years old, and if I get a present and I want to open it, I'm going to open it. I may die between now and Friday, I said, and then I would've missed the chance to enjoy my gifts.

I love what they got me - this cute little red slicker-type rain jacket with navy and white trim. Very chic. Not something I would have picked out for myself, which makes it a perfect gift. They also sent me a little mad money, because as my mother put it, "Every little girl should have some money of her own." I'm gonna buy me a new pair of jeans ...

Saturday is also a special day. First, it's my parents' wedding anniversary. I used to get a kick (still do, sometimes) out of telling people I was born the day before my parents got married. That'll lift a few eyebrows, let me tell you. I smile and clarify it, of course, by saying they were married five years earlier. So, this year they are celebrating 45 years of marriage. Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad! (I'll say it again Saturday.)

Saturday is also Big Brother Brett's birthday. His debut novel, The Cleaner, will be out in June, part of the onslaught of Killer Year releases of 2007. I think about this and get all tingly inside. It's good stuff, trust me.

Waiting in line. With the advent of my 40th birthday, there is an item on the to-do list that must be accomplished either today or tomorrow - the renewing of the driver's license. And it's probably about time I had a new picture taken, considering the one that's on my license now was taken when I was 30. I've changed a bit since then. Not much, but a bit. New glasses. The hair's darker (with a few hints of gray which I've earned over the years).

I was quite successful in surprising the WMVR yesterday for her birthday. She's been telling me for over 10 years that no one can ever surprise her. Yesterday, I did it. I was in town for a breakfast meeting, and afterward I popped into Kroger and picked up a wrap of fresh-cut flowers, a card, and a pound of butter. Then I drove to her apartment and called her from the street. The conversation went something like this:

"Hi." (She knew it was me thanks to caller ID.)

"Oh, good, you're home, because I have a surprise for your birthday."

"You do?"

"Uh-huh. Come let me in."

"What? Okay."

She laughed and she cried and she laughed some more. And yes, she got her nose buttered ...

My lovely and talented critique partner and I are going to shed our writer personas tomorrow and enjoy an evening out with our hubbies to celebrate my reaching the end of another decade of life. Saturday night is The Tall One's basketball banquet.

See? Told you we had a big weekend planned.

Today, I must run what errands I can get accomplished between now and work-time, and try to slip in a little writing somewhere along the way.

Let's Do Lunch! We're ready to go with another interview, and I'm really excited about this one. My guest in the Lunch Room tomorrow will be the very charming (and very tall) Mark Arsenault, author of Grave Writer, the first in his new series. I hope you'll stop by!

=) JB

3.28.2007

Birthday Wishes Redux

I'm beginning to enjoy this "A year ago, I said ..." business. Today is the World's Most Voracious Reader's birthday. In the recent past, the WMVR's life has had more ups and downs than a roller coaster. It amazes and inspires me how she can keep her spirits up through all of it, but she's a testimony to the old adage, "That which don't kill us makes us stronger." It would just be nice if something could go really, really right for her. Something to lift her spirits from the outside so that all her internal energy isn't exhausted. That's my prayer for her today. Happy Birthday, T!

Be glad you don't live with me. I keep trying to burn the house down. Praise God the WGH was home last night when Little Bit's light switch start crackling and smoking. Nothing smells worse than something electrical shorting out and "burning". (There was no actual fire, so please don't panic.) The WGH high-tailed it to the basement and killed the circuit breaker for that section of the house, then came back upstairs and proceeded to remove the offending switch-box. The switch has actually been crackling a little for several days. I forgot to mention it.

Last night as we were crawling into bed (after the trip to Lowe's and replacement of the switch), he said, "We need to start writing stuff like that down."

By "we", of course, he means me.

At my next checkup, I promise to talk with my doctor about my short-term memory dysfunction. Promise. I'll even write it down.

Another progress report. Yesterday I got on this major roll and managed to make it down to the bottom third of page 2 on the synopsis - and added 2,131 words to the manuscript. I knew it would eventually hit that apex, from which I would start the downhill run toward the end and things would really start picking up speed.

Now it just needs some serious editing.

Do you do that, as a writer? I mean, do you dive into your story and just write with everything flowing onto the page ... furiously write just to get the ideas and the story on paper ... and then go back over it and edit it to shreds? I do that. The 2,100 words I wrote yesterday will probably be, at some point, pared down to the range of about 2,000, just because there's stuff I know I put in there that might not necessarily need be. Especially with the anomaly that this book is supposed to be - totally different. A different type of story. I'm following the synopsis, like JT suggested, but it's turning out to be more of me writing the same old stuff. So, in the editing process, I'm going to keep the turkey and change the trimmings.

Today I need to do some other things, so I'm not sure how much writing time will fit into my schedule. I will write something, sometime. Somehow.

Because that's what I do (see yesterday's post).

Read a book. It's good for you.

=) JB

3.27.2007

Writing for Fun and Profit

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
--Sir Noel Coward, English playwright (1899-1973)

There comes a point in a writer's career when the realization that we could get paid for having so much fun hits us like an epiphany. I love to write. And I don't want to go back to work full-time. These are the two major motivators behind my decision to pursue writing as a career.

It must therefore follow by the course of nature that if I expect to make money writing, then I should expect to write. Er ... right?

This is a concept that at this point - nearly three years out from my resigning my job - my family still doesn't quite get. But they're about to.

I'm writing. I am a writer. I must write. Every day. Without fail. Something, anything, that I could potentially get paid for. Hello? It's like a job, remember? You sit at the desk, you're productive, you get paid.

The perks of this job far outweigh the drags, in my humble but accurate opinion.

I write, therefore I am. And the corollary - I am, therefore I write. Do my writer buds out there feel the same way I do about this? Feel free to comment. (That's a hint, people.)

So, I'm off to ... be. Now, where's that Vivaldi CD?

Read a book. It's good for you.

=) JB

3.26.2007

Regrouping

The mind is like a richly woven tapestry in which the colors are
distilled from the experiences of the senses, and the design
drawn from the convolutions of the intellect.
-- Carson McCullers, American novelist (1917-1967)

My intellect is convoluting quite a bit. It's time to get reorganized. Again.

Pitiful, pathetic me.

The Final Four. So, wow. After an exciting and surprising weekend of NCAA basketball, we're down to the Final Four, and I had just one out of the four of them right in my Thursday picks. It was disheartening to see North Carolina not even show up for the overtime against Georgetown. I don't think I've ever seen a team self-destruct and fold up cold and dry like they did. After UCLA defeated Pitt on Thursday I figured they'd do well against Kansas. I'm still taking Ohio State all the way, but the Florida-UCLA game is going to be tough. I hope UCLA wins. I'd like to see them win.

Mars, Bringer of War. This is what's on the CD player at the moment. I just love that piece. One of these days I'd like to have the entire collection of Holst's The Planets on one CD. Right now I have about four of them in bits and pieces. Hmmm ... I do have a birthday coming up. Perhaps it'll be a present. That was a hint, in case you're paying attention.

Progress Report. In three days last week - Tuesday through Thursday - I wrote a total of 2,554 words. On Friday, I wrote 2,220 words. Now, that's progress.

We're up to just under the 57K mark, we're at the beginning of Chapter 12 and we're still stuck in the middle of Synopsis Page Two. I've hit a quagmire, of sorts - that place in the story that you can sum up in a paragraph but there's really a lot more going on than meets the eye. Things are a little disjointed in this spot, but I'm hoping this week will see me pulling it together.

Today is my "business day", though, and I intend to get all this business taken care of by the time I have to hit the day job at two o'clock. So much to do, so little time. I'm buried under a pile of TBR books, a Netflix flick that needs to be watched, six reviews that need to be written, and an interview that's way overdue. Plus a query or two that need to be sent. I'm such a slacker.

It's time to regroup, rejuvenate, recharge, and ignore the distractions, or face the consequences - namely that JT is going to kick my butt when she gets back from Florida if I don't get caught up and organized.

So, while I'm off trying to find myself amidst all this fluff and clutter, read a book. (Oooh, now Sabre Dance is churning through the study - there's one that'll get your feet moving ...)

=) JB

3.23.2007

Tired but Happy

Three out of four ain't bad! So, did the rest of you stay up until 11:40 p.m. (Central time) to watch another exciting game finish? I am speaking, of course, of Ohio State's come from 20-down victory over Tennessee. Can I pick 'em or what? Okay, so I missed one. One. Sue me. Nice of UCLA to mess up my brackets the rest of the way, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who has to revamp the picks a bit ...

Speaking of which ... Did I ever tell you guys ...? No, I'm sure I didn't. Years ago, when I was probably 12 or 13, maybe a little younger, we were in Arizona visiting friends, and we went to a mall. All I really remember about the mall itself was that it was the biggest darn thing I'd ever seen in my life (at least, up to that point). We went into this store that had all kinds of wood-working type things (remember, this was Arizona - Phoenix, to be exact). They had a huge bin with names, carved out of wood - MARY ... FRED ... LINDA - I picked one up and said to my parents' friend, who was with us at the time, "Hey, look, whoever heard of someone named Ucla [pronounced it "ook-lah"]?" She looked at it, started laughing and said, "Oh, honey, that's UCLA!" It's been our running joke to this day. So, for you and ML, Mom ... go Ook-lah! (Really, I didn't think they'd get past Pitt. I still think Kansas will have a fight on their hands, just with a different opponent.)

Working on the WIP. Best laid plans, anyway. Today I hope to spend some real quality time with the manuscript - after I hit the grocery store. I've managed in the last three days to add just over 2500 words, including a bit of rearranging of previously written text. It's coming together nicely, but I'm 11 chapters in and still only on page 2 of the synopsis. I think from this point, however, it will start swimming along fairly quickly. Like I said, best laid plans. Tomorrow's going to be taken up with soccer, prom shopping and dinner with friends, so probably not much time for writing. I need to get caught up again on my reading, though, so I may take the weekend off and do that in between all the other stuff.

Another season begins. Speaking of soccer, the first official day of the season is tomorrow, and we're commemorating the day with not one but two games. And it's gonna be warm (we haven't got to the hot stage yet, but it's coming). And what color uniforms does Little Bit's team wear? Black, of course.

Okay, I'm off again. The groceries won't buy themselves.

Enjoy your Friday. Read a book.

=) JB

3.22.2007

Picks as Promised

It's Thursday, and you know what that means. Yep, more basketball.

I think I've probably said this before (and you'll have to forgive me if I'm repeating myself), but around our house the four seasons are football season, basketball season, baseball season and hockey season. There are actually six seasons in the year if you count volleyball and soccer, which of course, we do.

The problem with dividing up the year this way is that all the seasons overlap. At least with spring, summer, fall and winter you get a definite division - a date on the calendar that marks the change - one day it's winter, the next it's spring. Not so with sports, unfortunately, but to us that just means we get to enjoy more than one season at a time. Volleyball and football, for instance, run pretty much concurrently, with football going on just a bit longer. By the time football has wound down, basketball has started, and so on, with soccer and hockey (which is simply soccer on ice, by the way) throwing themselves rather haphazardly into the mix.

So, with the crimson red of my alma mater running deeply through my veins, I am settling into the Sweet-16 round of the NCAA tournament with the following predictions, and yes, I will carry it through to the finals.

Disclaimer. I am not a sports expert. I do not study the teams and determine which have the better chance of winning based on win-loss percentage, strength of schedule, or any of that rot. I just pick them for fun. Thus, if my "predictions" are less than accurate by the time it's all said and done (you know, next Monday night, April 2nd, somewhere around 10:00 or so Central time), then so be it. End of disclaimer.

Round 3

East Region:
1. North Carolina over USC. Because, well, it's North Carolina.
2. Vanderbilt over Georgetown. Yes, I'm crazy. But hey, this is Nashville. How can I not pick the home team?

South Region:
3. Ohio State over Tennessee. See #1. Yes, I know, I live in Tennessee, but that doesn't mean I bleed orange. Quite the contrary. See #2.
4. Memphis over Texas A&M. Don't ask me why. I just think Memphis is under-rated. They will not, however, make it past Ohio State in the next round.

West Region:
5. Kansas over Southern Illinois. The Salukies have shown themselves to be feisty little scrappers, but I just don't think they can beat the Jayhawks this time around.
6. Pitt over UCLA. This game will come down to the wire. Buzzer-beater or overtime, I'm guessing. Both very strong teams. But we (Indiana) held tight with UCLA, and Pitt's a stronger second-half team.

Midwest Region:
7. Florida over Butler. Yes, I did pick Butler to win over Maryland and was right about that. But I think it's going to be Oregon who finally takes Florida down (see below).
8. Oregon over UNLV. Vegas pulled a shocking upset of Wisconsin out of the hat, but I think the Ducks are going to live up to their stronger seeding.

So, carrying on from the above, my Final Four predictions read as follows:

East: North Carolina
South: Ohio State
West: Pitt
Midwest: Oregon

East and South, no big surprises. But Pitt and Oregon? Yep. The West and Midwest brackets have been the ones to see all of the very few upsets of this tournament (the 8-9 matchups notwithstanding). And except for my pick of Vandy over Georgetown in Round 3, I'm pretty much keeping with the higher seeds, at least to this point. But I'd like to think that Florida and Kansas, while being very strong teams, have their vulnerabilities that the number 3's will be able to capitalize on. Given those matchups - Florida v. Oregon and Kansas v. Pitt, I'm predicting the upsets.

We'll see.

For the finals, I've chosen Oregon and Ohio State. If Oregon does make it this far, they'll beat Pitt, and I have to stay with Ohio State, even if North Carolina brings their best game.

And the championship?

Ohio State's going to win it all.

Again with the disclaimer, all of the above was done just for fun, and I gave you my reasons, lame as they may be.

We'll see where we stand come Sunday afternoon.

Today is going to be a more normal day. Writing most of the morning, work in the afternoon. I do have to pay the electric bill today. Ah, the joys of a mundane existence.

Read a book. If you're low on candidates, I have a few ... or 80 ... that you could borrow.

=) JB

3.21.2007

Around the Neighborhood

The insufferable arrogance of human beings to think that Nature was made solely for their benefit, as if it was conceivable that the sun had been set afire merely to ripen men's apples and head their cabbages.
-- Cyrano de Bergerac, French novelist (1619-1655)

There is a new house in our neighborhood. We watched it being built, and they finished it ... oh, I guess about a month ago now. It's a little strange-looking. Mostly brick - a dark red - with beige siding and stonework on the front. The back's not so bad, mostly the brick with a nice little deck, but the front ... I just wouldn't have chosen that particular combination of facings for the front of a house is all. It looks better now that it's finished than it did when they first started adding these different elements, but still, it's kind of an unusual combination. You'd have to see it to understand what I mean, but I can't help but wonder what artiste dreamed up this design. Any architects out there? What makes you take a perfectly nice dark red brick and say, "I think I'll add some beige vinyl siding and some gray and beige stonework and splash it in odd places on the front of it?"

If someone could answer that question for me, I would appreciate it.

The cows were out again this morning - one particularly huge one grazed by the fence on the other side of the subdivision while I was walking this morning. I wonder sometimes if those cartoons about the cows standing up and talking aren't a bit accurate. There's something to ponder and laugh about today. Smoking cows. Short story fodder, that, don't you think? Oh, the places a mind can go ...

I made the local paper today. The interview from last week? Here I am thinking I'm not a very interesting person at all, and this article makes me actually sound ... well, like I'm doing something. Funny. I checked the paper's website and the article's not on it yet, but I'm sure at some point they'll put it up. When that happens I'll post the link. This is me, tooting my own horn here. Toot, toot.

Tonight is writers' group night, but I'm going to miss out on the biweekly meet JT for dinner thing because she's on her way to her parents' to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. That's just too cool for words, you know? Mine will reach that milestone in another five years, the WGH's parents in two. It's just an incredibly marvelous thing to celebrate.

It's time to get started on my day. Weather Report is jazzing away on my CD player (gotta love the original Birdland - there's just nothing like it).

Here's to you and here's to me. Read a book. It's good for you.

=) JB

3.20.2007

On the Surface

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself,
but talent instantly recognizes genius.
-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Scottish writer (1859-1930)

Generally speaking, I am one of those people who wears her heart on her sleeve - with me, what you see is what you get. I am, overall, a positive and happy person. The glass is half full. (Actually, for me, it's always at least 3/4 full.) On the surface, it's usually sunny.

There are times, however, when something overwhelms me emotionally, and my gut reaction is to lash back with whatever the emotion happens to be, whether it's anger or grief, excitement or joy - yeah, sometimes there's even a positive tilt to my venting. And I never do anything halfway - if I'm well and truly ticked, you'd be best served by taking a step back until I cool down. And when I'm happy, I'm downright contagious - or so I've been told.

I don't put much stock in astrology, but the personality description of the zodiac sign of my birth (Aries) fits me like a comfortable old sweatshirt. Passionate to a fault. Fiery. Headstrong. Loyal. These terms pretty much define me.

This is another one of those cases where I've told you one story to tell you another. The thesis of the above diatribe is, of course ... character development. As a writer, I have to know with whom I am dealing. I've given this lecture before - the whole carrot cake thing - a year ago today, to be exact (time does fly when you're having this much fun, doesn't it? - and no, I didn't do it on purpose - must be a God thing).

So, how well do you know your characters? Did you create someone like me, for instance - someone for whom, on the surface, the glass is always half full, but who has an underlying fiery streak that you just really don't want to mess with? Would I make a good heroine? The answer to that is heck, no. I'm afraid of the dark. And heights. And I don't do well with crowds. Pretty much I would suck as a heroine. I might make a good sidekick, though.

Hmmm. Maybe I'd be better as the damsel in distress.

Today is a writing day. I still owe my next victim his interview, but my schedule is collapsing around me. Yesterday was one of those days where a monkey wrench was thrown into my gears and all my cogs broke. But I'm doing much better now.

More March Madness. Fortunately, there is no basketball for the next couple days to distract me from getting my work done. Come Thursday, though, I'll be in front of the TV, brackets in hand.

I cheat. I didn't fill them in completely. I go round by round. Yeah, sue me. Whatever. I just have fun with it, anyway - no gambling or pools or anything like that. It's just me and the board. After Thursday and Friday, I was 25/32. Of course, as the WGH said, there weren't a lot of upsets. Except for that whole VCU beating Duke thing, of course. After Saturday and Sunday I was 13/16. Yes, I picked Vanderbilt and Butler, thank you very much. I did not pick Tennessee - but the reasons behind that are for another post.

I haven't made my selections for the next round yet, but I will have that done before the first game tips off on Thursday. It would be easy to predict that the Final Four will end up being the four Number 1 seeds - that is, Florida, Kansas, North Carolina and Ohio State, but I'm just not convinced it will end up that way. There are still a lot of good teams left in this thing - no one lower than a 7-seed - and it is The Tournament, which by definition means that any given team can beat any other team on any given day. I do think Ohio State has a chance to win it all, and I'm not just saying that because I'm a Big-10 alum. I think Memphis is under-rated. I also think Florida is beatable. We'll just have to see how it goes.

I might throw my "predictions" into the public forum on Thursday morning, just to see how it goes from there. I might even make my picks all the way through, you know, like we're supposed to.

We'll see. For now, I have to write like a mad fiend. Ground to cover, time to make up. Characters to develop.

Read a book.

=) JB

Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. -- Margaret Fuller, U.S. writer (1810-1850)

3.16.2007

My "Friday Off"

Hitting the ground running. Here's an interesting phenomenon. Why is it that we schedule things around vacations and breaks? The kids are out of school this week, so we set up dentist appointments for the girls. The Tall One is going for her second session today. Fillings. Ick.

I am a horrible patient, especially when it comes to the dentist. Once I finally force myself into that chair, after the cleaning my mouth feels great. It's getting there that's the struggle. I'm not good with doctor visits, either - we think it's because I worked for them for so long. Healthcare professionals do not make good patients, and I'm not just making a generalization. I know this first hand.

Working while I wait. I am going to make good use of the 2-1/2 hours I have to sit in our dentist's tee-tiny waiting room, however. The bag is packed: CD player, two Beethoven CDs (Symphonies 3, 4, 7 & 8 if you must know), notepad and pens, and the three books and press sheets on two movies I need to write reviews for. Alas, the laptop has croaked, else I would be working on the manuscript. This is the perfect opportunity, though, because I do need to get these reviews written, and this will render my excuses for procrastination useless.

I also need to pull some questions together for my next author interview, and I'm both excited and nervous about this one. He's charming, affable ... and a reporter. Grimace.

I can't interview a reporter. His response when I told him this was, "Oh, sure you can!"

I'm looking forward to it, Mark.

It's sunshiney again here in Middle Tennessee. If you can see it, enjoy it. And read a book. It's good for you.

=) JB

3.15.2007

And it just keeps getting better ...

Viv Darkbloom and Marshal Zeringue over at Writers Read totally rock. Marshal asked me what I was reading, and I told him. The post went up today.

I'm so honored.

Finished reading Catherine Hunter's Queen of Diamonds today (good book - review coming soon to RTE) and have picked up one of my indies to get it on the list.

Books and basketball. It's gonna be a great weekend!

=) JB

One Year

I told you today was going to be special?

The difference a year makes. For starters, today marks my one-year anniversary as a card-carrying member of this tiny-enormous universe we affectionately call the blogosphere. I was going to get all sentimental and read through all of the last 228 posts I've done, see where I've been and how far I've come and all that rot, but pfft ... there's just too much going on today to take time to do that. Suffice to say a lot ... okay, A LOT ... has happened in the past year. And I appreciate very much those of you who have been around to share it with me.

'Nuff said about that.

March Madness. Do you have your brackets printed and filled in? Huh? Do ya?

In case you haven't figured it out by now, we are basketball fans. (No, really? I wouldn't have guessed.) And the tournament starts today. I get all wiggly inside just thinking about it. Fortunately, our alma mater doesn't play until 8:45 (Central time) tonight. Unfortunately, they're not showing that game in our area. What? You're putting the Kentucky game on instead?? Hello? That's just wrong.

The interview. The interviewer (i.e., me) has become the interviewee. Yikes! I got a call yesterday from one of the reporters from our local newspaper, wanting to do a piece on me. As a writer. How cool is that? My first REAL interview. Apparently I now qualify as more than just The Tall One's Mom.

So, it's now 11:25, the Maryland game is about to tip off, and the reporter and I spent a lovely hour and a half talking. He took pictures and everything. If the thing goes on the paper's website I'll put up a link.

So I'm just a little giddy today, and nothing I've written probably makes much sense, but I'm glad you're here to celebrate this day with me. Now, go read a book and have a frabjous day ...

=) JB

3.14.2007

Ecclesiastes 3

The WGH appears to have absconded with the portable CD player, so the only music I had to walk to this morning was the birds. And no, I'm not talking about Turn, Turn, Turn.

It's overcast today, with the threat of rain, but they're still out there, singing their greetings to the morning. I don't recognize most of their songs, not like the Best Friend, who can tell you exactly what is warbling in the weeds just by the tune it twitters. The cardinals' tyew-tyew-tyew is a fairly easy one to pick out - I saw a pair of them today, the male sitting on a phone wire while the female hid in a nearby tree. Oh, and the caw, caw of the crow that sits right outside my study window is pretty hard to miss. All the rest is just chirping to me, but at least it's a positive sound - a happy sound - most of the time. Sort of a reminder that life should be simple and serene. Like the birds.

As some of you may or may not know, the lyrics to the aforementioned song come straight from the third chapter of the book of Ecclesiastes. It so happens that we're doing a study of Ecclesiastes in our Sunday school class. Not a very uplifting topic - the whole "life is meaningless" thing - but the lesson is more about how everything happens for a reason, that God is in control of all of it. I strongly believe that.

Now, I'm not here to give a Sunday school lesson. That honor is reserved for those called by God and bestowed with the spiritual gifts necessary to do so. I am not one of those people. I am, however, blessed in myriad ways, not the least of which is being a part of this community - i.e. the publishing industry in general - a group of fantastic people I've had the great privilege to meet and get to know over the years. People who support each other, and share experiences and laughs and cries and ideas and successes and failures. People you can email after a month and say, remember me? We met at [insert name of conference here] and you said [insert random, possibly wine-induced promise], and they say, yeah, sure, of course, bring it on. These are good people, and I'm proud and honored to be among them.

Tomorrow is going to be a very special day here in the Lunch Room. I sincerely hope you'll join me for it.

In the meantime, you know what to do ...

=) JB

3.13.2007

Productivity

I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning...
-- Joseph Priestley, English theologian and scientist (1733-1804)


There are days when I feel completely useless. But by what meter am I measuring myself?

My mother sent me a newspaper article once about how an author has to wear "multiple hats" to be a success. And it was just addressing the issues of writers having to market and promote themselves in order to sell books and be successful as writers.

What about we writers being human beings? Wives? Husbands? Parents? Not to mention siblings, friends, coworkers (I mean, really, with a few notable exceptions, how many of us have quit our day jobs - yet?) ...

Do I fail as a wife and mother if my house doesn't get clean because I've written 2,000 words in a day?

Do I fail as a writer if I don't get a single word written because I've spent the entire day shopping with the kids? (Okay, so maybe that's a bad example because we all know how I feel about shopping ...)

On any given day, I can be a success or a failure. It hinges on what I'm doing. If I sit at the computer to write and do nothing but stare at the screen all day, and the housework still doesn't get done, then I haven't been very productive, have I?

Yesterday turned into one of those low productivity days as far as the writing career. But, I had a really good shift on the day job, got a couple loads of laundry done, and spent some quality time with my kids. So it was a productive day, but on a different front.

Today may turn out the same way, but I've already been to the store and got a load of laundry in, checked the email, did the crossword puzzle, and here I am, ready to write. Today, I will be productive. At something.

Make the most of today, whatever you're doing. And make sure you get some reading time in.

=) JB

3.12.2007

Spring Break

Time change. Yes, I get to deal with two schedule-breaking things at once. We got through the time change okay, except that the WGH missed his prediction by a half hour when McCartney woke up at 7:00 instead of the forecasted 7:30. Groan. It's six o'clock in your mind, dog, what are you doing up so blasted early?? Oh, right. The sun's up. Silly me.

As you've probably guessed by the title of this post, the kids are out of school this week. Oh, fun. Oh, joy. If we were normal people, we would have planned a nice family vacation to take during the break. We have done this in the past, when I worked full-time and desperately needed the time away. One year we took the kids to St. Louis - went to the zoo, the science museum, the Soldiers and Sailors monument, and the Arch. Ate to die for burgers at Max & Erma's, where the cute little waiter flirted with The Tall One (and she was only not-quite-15 then). Lucked into a first-round NIT basketball game between St. Louis University and Iowa (where our former schoolmate Steve Alford coaches). And I read four books in less than a week. Now that was a vacation. So, are we doing that again this year? Sadly, no. With my working part-time, I can't take off for days at a time. The WGH is working, and the girls have appointments at the dentist. Yeah, as parents, we've pretty much become a couple of fun-suckers. Ah, but wait until summer, kids. Just wait until summer.

Fortunately, my children are all of the age where they're fairly independent and self-sufficient. They don't need Mom to look after them - or entertain them - as a matter of fact, it's not cool to hang out with Mom when you're 16, did you know this? So I get to hide in the study, plugging away at the computer, doing my thing while they do theirs.

Don't get me wrong, I love spending time with my kids. That was one of my top 10 reasons for quitting my full-time job three years ago (I'd say it was somewhere around, maybe, #4 - should've been #1, I know, but that honor went to "I'M SO STRESSED I'M BECOMING HOMICIDAL!"). But this is their week to kick back, relax, and do nothing - which is what they think I do all day, anyway. And who am I to deprive them of the experience?

I will make a prediction as to this week's activities. The Tall One will watch movies and hang with her college buddies who are also on break, and with her Dad, who is off tomorrow (to take her and Little Bit to the dentist). The Boy will be in his room for all if not most of the week, playing the Final Fantasy XII game we got him for his birthday. And Little Bit will watch marathon TV - something different every day - and will make it, oh ... maybe two days before she decides she's bored.

The WGH thinks they're going to pull weeds in the front flower bed. Heh. Sigh. Yeah, they will, because if they don't, then I'm the one who'll never hear the end of it.

Weed pulling is on the agenda for Wednesday. Today I'm doing the business stuff again (oh, yeah, it's Monday) and will try to get a little writing done, and the kids are going to enjoy their first day of break.

We'll see how the week goes.

In the meantime, read a book. It's good for you.

=) JB

3.10.2007

Daffodils

I could have sworn I did a post with this title already, but I checked the archives and ... nope. How could I miss this opportunity?

On my walk yesterday, I noticed them. Bright yellow bursts of sunshine popping up out of the ground. I think this phenomenon - the daffodils blooming - must happen overnight, because I'm fairly certain I do not remember seeing them the day before.

In the South, by the way, I think they call them "buttercups". They've always been daffodils to me. Anyway, they're probably one of the simplest flowers around - existing just to be pretty, without much in the way of scent or substance - they bloom quickly and die quickly, and the world goes on around them.

Aren't there people like that?

Sad, but true.

From a writer's standpoint, a daffodil would make a good extraneous, tertiary character in a book - in a place where you need a body, perhaps, a character who isn't quite (or at all) integral to the story but still needs to be in a certain place at a certain time. Someone your protagonist passes on the street, or in a marketplace (I used this one recently).

There are those who would disagree with me on this point, I'm sure. It's a topic open for discussion, if you like. If I remember correctly, one writer once told me that every character should have a name, an identity. Maybe she meant every character who is a "part" of the plot, I don't know. But by my way of thinking, we meet people all the time - in real life - people whose names we'll never know. You might notice someone in a shopping mall or at the airport, someone who catches your attention for one reason or another - a little girl dressed all in pink, clutching her mother's hand; an elderly couple sitting in a coffee shop, sipping from their cups and not really saying anything but you can tell they're enjoying each other's company; two teenage girls in the mall, giggling in whispered discussion about the cute boy on the other side of the corridor. Our main characters will notice people like this while they're waiting for something to happen that actually does have something to do with the plot. And why not? If we're trying to make our books seem more real, isn't this one way of doing that?

The girls are off on a church youth retreat weekend, the WGH is at work, and The Boy is finding ways to occupy himself. I am (obviously) in the study, getting ready to write my little fingers off. Will today be as productive as last Saturday with my 2,157 words? Maybe. I have a couple of chick flicks from the rental place (and there's a story behind that, too - see below), two bags of popcorn and one giant Hershey bar (it was a package deal) and I'm going to have a day to myself. A friend from our Sunday school class was dropping his kids off at church last night and he asked me what I was going to do with the girls gone. I said, "I'm going to write and watch movies all day." Sound like a plan?

The story is this: For the walk yesterday I popped in a CD called "Classic Party", a mix of party tunes from the late-50s to mid-60s - hits like Do You Love Me, Fun, Fun, Fun, Louie Louie, and Wipe Out.

I have a tendency to associate songs I hear with certain memories or other meaningful events, and forever after, each time I hear that song, an image comes to mind. When Wild Thing came on the CD player yesterday, all I could see was Charlie Sheen walking out of the bullpen in Major League. Man, I thought, with my free day tomorrow, I could watch that and Bull Durham and be in high cotton.

So on my trip to the grocery, I stopped by Hollywood Video to a) return Stranger Than Fiction, which the kids and I had rented last weekend (fabulous movie, by the way); and b) pick up my two baseball favorites and the whole package deal.

Wouldn't you know it? They didn't have them. I did get into a 10- to 15-minute discussion with the store manager, who said he could stand around and talk movies all day, but he was off shift so after a fruitless search for my flicks of choice, he suggested I might check out the new releases just to see if there might be something I'd like to see. Sigh. Yeah, I guess so.

I came home with Little Miss Sunshine and The Devil Wears Prada.

Not quite the baseball afternoon I was hoping for - I even had The Boy check at his favorite video rental place up the road, but no dice. Still, they ought to make for a nice, cozy afternoon in the downstairs living room with the big screen TV and surround sound system.

I'm going to see if I can't crank out a few words of my own first, and then treat myself to an afternoon of sheer lazy indulgence.

Bet the writers of these two movies used daffodil characters ...

Read a book. Or watch a movie, whichever strikes your fancy today. Just enjoy yourself.

=) JB

3.09.2007

Let's Do Lunch! Interview with Robert Fate

Yes, I know ... it's been too long. If you're dropping in after having been gone for a while, welcome back! The decor has changed a bit here in the Lunch Room, so feel free to have a look around.

I'm very excited to have Robert Fate as my guest today, and I know you're going to love him as much as I do. So find a seat, order a glass of iced tea, sit back and enjoy ...



Robert Fate, author of BABY SHARK and BABY SHARK'S BEAUMONT BLUES (May 2007), is a member of The Writers Guild of America – West, Mystery Writers of America, the Los Angeles and National chapters of Sisters in Crime, and the North American Branch of the International Association of Crime Writers.




JB: So, here we are at last! First, let me congratulate you on BABY SHARK and BEAUMONT BLUES – these are fantastic books.

You've written poetry, short stories, magazine articles, journals, stage plays, and TV and Motion Picture scripts, and if I may quote, you've said "it was a long, scenic road to novels." Can you share a little of that journey with us?

BOB: For you, JB, anything. Let's see. I have made up stories as long as I can remember. My older sister encouraged my imagination by taking me to two double features on most Saturdays as I was growing up. Writing plays and skits started early, too, and seemed a natural thing to do. Acting was a part of that, too. I was in so many school plays I am amazed that my peers didn't rise up and put a stop to it – enough of him, already. So, I have always been a writer – and it has taken different forms. Here's an example. A friend of mine became head writer for a soap opera – and that's not an easy feat, let me tell you. Anyway, he called me in L.A. and asked if I would come to New York and write scripts with him. I requested a week to watch the show (since I had never seen a soap) and called him back. "It's all middle," I said. "No beginning. No ending. All middle." Anyway, I did it. And I gained a lot of respect for the writers of soaps during the time I did it, too. Just like anything else, it's all work, work, work. I guess my point is that each time an opportunity to write something has presented itself, I have seriously tried to meet the challenge. You know, learn the form and write. And then, finally, came the novel – a format that had always frightened me. My good friend, Bruce Cook, told me to stop whining and get busy. Uh huh, well, it still scares me, but as usual I will stick with it until I learn how to do it.

JB: Tell us a little about Kristin Van Dijk – you do such a wonderful job of portraying this 17-year-old girl from her own point of view – what made you decide to take this approach with your protagonist?

BOB: Who knows where ideas come from? But I think Kristin grew from a desire I had to do something different. I wanted to write crime stories. I was sure of that, and it seemed to me there were enough well written burned out cops, hard drinking P.I.s, and rogue assassins, so maybe a young woman – nice working class background, but with a few issues. It might work – if she could somehow be dangerous enough to take her adversaries off guard. So then it was a matter of approach, wasn't it? Since I value realism I wanted Kristin to become a believably tough customer right before our eyes – high school girl grows up fast, but remains vulnerable. If the young men we send off to war can be trained to kill, why can't a young woman be trained in a similar fashion? But why would she learn to kill? What would give her the desire, the resolve? Thus was born the story Baby Shark: a woman's worst nightmares, the recovery, and the revenge. And, from that, a protagonist for a series – well, there was the part about how does a guy my age write for a young woman. That was the most exacting work, but putting an ear to it got it done. Growing up, I knew my mother and two sisters were strong, intelligent women. My wife and daughter are strong and intelligent, as are my women friends. You're a writer, JB. You know. It's research and rewrites until it meets the standard you've established.

In reference to the point of view – I like the idea of Kristin and the reader moving at the same speed, hearing, seeing, smelling – experiencing everything together. I like the urgency that it creates. And besides, one head is plenty for me to be into.

JB: Why set the books in 1950s Texas?

BOB: The 50s and Texas – well, I knew that I didn't want drug dealers or cell phones or computers in my stories, so that was part of why the 50s. Also, I liked that period after WWII when women were being asked to go back home and be wives and mothers, after Rosie The Riveter has just shown them how to earn the same money as a man doing the same kind of work. It wasn't all Ozzie and Harriet like TV and movies would have you believe, although women still had doors opened for them, and men took off their hats and stood when a woman entered the room, etc. The 50s were a time of decision for women, an edgy time, when many believed the bounds of convention needed some pushing around, while others thought women should "stay in their place." I wanted Kristin to be a woman ahead of the curve, and the 50s seemed perfect for that. Women were growing wings, but they weren't flying yet – the 60s and 70s would see women breathing oxygen.

And Texas? If you have traveled the state you know the drama that exists there in the geography alone. From the eastern forestland to the western prairies to the high planes of the Panhandle – the state has it all, and also it's just big. Big in an anything-is-possible kind of way. It's seriously wild and woolly there. People carry guns in Texas. Don't think they don't. They especially carried guns in the 50s. If you will recall, national public figures were being assassinated in Dallas in the mid-60s. I rest my case.

JB: You've studied extensively, including at universities in Greece and France. How did living in a different culture influence you?

BOB: It made me sooo sophisticated. Uh huh. I suppose I could carry on about being humbled by the art and architecture, but the fact is I was eighteen and nineteen when I was living in Japan, Korea, and China and in my early twenties when I was living in London and Paris and not that much older when I was living in Greece. So, rather than being humbled, I was mostly blown away – or maybe stunned would be a better way of putting it – by environments and situations that could not have been more different from those I knew as a boy in Oklahoma. The people, I came to learn quickly enough, were pretty much the same everywhere. That is why a good story works universally. I am asked how proficient my French is, since I lived in Paris for two and a half years and studied at the Sorbonne, and I remind folks that until they have heard French spoken with an Oklahoma accent, they haven't lived. Once in Paris, a butcher shop owner had me wait a minute while he called his wife from the back room. When she appeared, he asked me to ask for the chicken again. He either thought an accent as bad as mine deserved a larger audience, or he knew that he would never be able to imitate it.

JB: Among the various jobs you've held over the years, you list an oilfield roughneck and a TV cameraman in Oklahoma, a fashion model in New York City, and a chef at a "chi-chi" L.A. eatery. What was the most interesting or unusual job you ever held and what made it so?

BOB: Hands down, writing novels is the most interesting work I have ever done. I not only love doing it, it involves everything I have ever experienced, everyone I have ever known – as well as fictional characters. I have never been more challenged, never taken my work more seriously, and never been as anxious to sit down and get to it. Now, unusual – that's a different matter. Helping to develop an underwater vehicle? Dubbing English dialogue onto the sound tracks of French films? Working on the construction of a 13' tall animated Tyrannosaurus Rex? Filming Hawaiian waterfalls from a helicopter. Shoveling wheat in a Kansas grain elevator? Acting in a film with Penn & Teller? Frankly, JB, I don't know.

JB: Let's talk about the Oscar. As a Hollywood F/X technician, you received an Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences Sci-Tech Award for Technical Achievement (1984). Our readers would love to know more about this impressive honor. Without giving away any trade secrets, can you tell us a little about the screen design that earned you and Jonathan Erland this award? Is it being used today?

BOB: The screen design and construction that earned us an Academy Award was part of a projection system that was developed to accommodate objects that were widely different in size. An example would be the huge worms and the normal-sized actors in the film Dune, or actors working against a backdrop of outer space, as in 2010. My wife, Fern, and I spent a wonderful year in Mexico while I oversaw the construction of two screens that were 38' tall and 104' long. They were built in place on sound stages at Churubusco Studios. It was an honor to have the Academy's recognition, and the evening John and I received our awards was quite memorable. I particularly remember how lovely Fern looked in a beautiful silk dress.

No, the technology is no longer in use. It has been replaced by CGI, computer generated images.

JB: I love the story about Penn Jillette's nickname for you. Would you share that with our visitors?

BOB: Sure. It is quintessential Penn. In 1984 or so, Fern, and I met with Penn & Teller, the Bad Boys of Magic, in advance of doing a theatrical project with them. At that meeting Penn asked me which I preferred being called, Bob or Robert? I said that I didn't care what he called me. And he said, "All right then, I'll call you Fluffy." So "Fluffy" I have been all this time. It teaches a lesson about being wishy washy, I'll tell you that.

JB: Okay, the dog and four cats I understand, but how is it that a turtle helps with the empty nest thing while your daughter is away at college?

BOB: What a life Pharrell, the turtle, has at our house. He owns a heat lamp, a delightful waterfall, and a piece of flat-topped furniture on which he suns himself between swims. Who ever had it so good? But let me tell you about this guy. He is all personality when my wife and daughter approach him, but hides under his furniture when he catches sight of me. So, that would imply he is a good judge of character, as well as being a Riviera bon vivant, would it not? So, naturally I want to be his friend. So, you see, the challenge of getting on the guy's good side is a full-time job for me now that Jenny is away at school. I think I'm making progress. However, my wife said recently, "I wouldn't put my hand in the water, if I were you." Stay tuned.

JB: You're hard at work on the third installment of the Baby Shark series, but you say you're "being a fussbudget about the title"? Are you having trouble deciding on it or agreeing on it?

BOB: It was back and forth with friends and publisher, but I ended up getting what I wanted. My disaster or my success, as it turns out. The discussion centered on the second word in the title. No one argued against Panhandle, it was what followed it that caused the heat. Caravan was considered too soft. The fear was the book would be mistaken for a cozy. "Too many brutal murders for a cozy," I pointed out. "Oh, go ahead then," I was told. "You'll see." I don't know. What do you think, JB? Does Baby Shark's Panhandle Caravan sound like a cozy or just a musical comedy? We could up the number of dead bodies if that would help.

[Personally? I think anyone who's read the books will picture a line of vintage 1950s midnight blue Cadillacs with pistols hanging out the windows, heading for north Texas ...]

JB: What's next for Kristin? You've said you're going to stick with the novel writing for at least the immediate future – are you planning to continue the Baby Shark series a while or do you see yourself writing something different in the coming years?

BOB: Kristin has some more adventures in her cue case, but there is a standalone I have in mind, too. Maybe I can slip it in somewhere over the next year or so. I would like to. It's a story that contains some woo woo, as a marvelous online mystery group likes to call the paranormal. But, for right now, as long as Kristin has something new to say, I think I'll stick with her.

JB: Bob, thanks so much for stopping by the Lunch Room. It's been a pleasure having you here!

BOB: It has been my pleasure JB – but one question for you about what you served at lunch today.

JB: Yes?

BOB: How did you know that I liked fried okra?



Robert Fate's BABY SHARK is available from Capital Crime Press through your favorite bookseller. BABY SHARK'S BEAUMONT BLUES will be released in May. Visit Bob's website at www.robertfate.com.

3.08.2007

Cream Cheese

A word is not a crystal, transparent and unchanged; it is the skin of a living thought and may vary greatly in color and content according to the circumstances and time in which it is used.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, American Jurist (1841-1935)


I started reading a new book last night, so it was pretty easy to dive into the new routine this morning - read, walk (ELO went with me this time), shower. It was at this point that the flow of my day came to a screeching halt.

Breakfast.

There is a package of cinnamon-raisin bagels in our refrigerator that decided this morning to send tantalizing waves of psychic temptation (or something) to my brain, and in homage to Emeril Lagasse I said, "Oh, yeah, babe." Because I knew we had cream cheese in the house - leftover from this really tasty stuffing goop the WGH made up to fill his mushroom caps the other night. He only used half the package, so there would be plenty left for me to slather on the bagels.

I checked the fridge, saw the silver wrapped package in the dairy compartment, grabbed the bagels and plopped one in the toaster. Opened the fridge again to get the cream cheese and discovered that what I thought was the silver wrapping of the good ol' Philly was actually ... butter.

Dangit. Turns out the WGH had used the entire package, and there was enough of his stuffing left over that we now have a small bowl of lovely crab spread, perfect for snack crackers, sitting on the second shelf of the refrigerator. Yummy.

For lunch, maybe.

Of course, I had no choice. The bagel was toasted, and you simply can't eat a cinnamon-raisin bagel with just butter, now can you? So, I threw on the shoes and went to the grocery.

We needed milk anyway.

Needless to say, because of the whole I had to go to the store to get cream cheese and milk thing, I'm getting a late start on the rest of my work day. But you have to laugh at the irony of it all.

Conscience: What's your excuse for not getting anything accomplished on the book today, JB?

Me: I didn't think crab spread would taste quite as good on a cinnamon-raisin bagel as it does on a snack cracker.

So, with Rossini's Overture Barber of Seville getting ready to crank up on the CD player (from The Cartoon Classics You Love), I am diving into the manuscript to see if I can't get my homicide lieutenant to find the exact piece of evidence he needs.

Let's Do Lunch! Be sure to stop by the Lunch Room tomorrow for my interview with the witty and brilliant Robert Fate, author of the outstanding new Baby Shark series. I know you'll enjoy our conversation.

In the meantime, read a book!

=) JB

Fresh Air, Sunshine and the '80s

The walk. I tried something a little different this morning - took Little Bit's portable CD player with me on the walk. Popped in my "#1 Hits of the 80s" CD - lots of good ones on that disc, great music to walk to. And I found myself still hearing the birds, even looking up more than usual. It was another perfect blue sky day, not too cold (not like yesterday morning), little in the way of clouds. I noticed an old barn in a field on the other side of the subdivision that looked like it had fallen down a little more since the last time I really noticed it. Kind of sad, in a way, mostly because it reminds me of my Grandpa's old farm in north central Indiana, and the barn where my brother and our cousins and I used to play. Man, that seems like a long time ago.

The day. Not as productive as it could have been. The first part of the morning found me finishing my read of Vinnie's Head by Marc Lecard. What a book. I mean, really, wow. Wicked funny ... in a demented, disturbing sort of way. It's on sale now - go getcha a copy, but be warned, it's not for the faint of heart. Humor galore, yes, but underneath the wicked wit is a rather dark theme with some pretty gruesome visual connotations. I won't say much more here, as I'm going to be doing a review for RTE in the near future. If you can handle it, just read it.

The group. So, I managed to spruce up the synopsis a tad, and printed off my multiple copies of that and the first chapter for the group tonight. They seemed to like it. The QS says I'm twisted - asked me whether my family knew I wrote stuff like this. Heh, heh, heh. I'm thinking this is a good sign. Maybe JT's right. Maybe this is the book. One can hope ...

The interview. This announcement, I'm ultra-excited about. Just heard back today from my latest victim ... er, guest for the Lunch Room interviews. Be sure to stop in on Friday for this one - you definitely won't want to miss it. And am I going to tell you who it is?

Yep.

Tomorrow.

In the meantime, read a book. It's good for you.

=) JB

3.06.2007

The Hubby's Day Off

What was it Robert Browning said about the best laid plans of mice and men?

When I initiated my new plan of action for my work days, I forgot to take into account the fact that the WGH has at least one day off during the week. Usually, it's Tuesday, i.e., today. Ergo, I did not get much accomplished today - as a matter of fact, I got nothing done on the writing front. I did manage to get my reading in, as well as a walk - the WGH did drag himself out of bed to accompany me, which made for a nice trip around the block.

Some days it's okay to take some time off. Tomorrow will be a frantic flurry of activity in the morning, because it's BMWs night, when the group gets their first taste of the new story with the revised opening of the new book. And I do intend to work ahead and get some more new material on paper.

In the meantime, I'm gearing up for the next author interview - I think it's about time we had some visitors in the Lunch Room again, don't you?

Until tomorrow ... read a book. It's good for you!

=) JB

3.05.2007

New Leaves

You've probably figured out by now that I spend pretty much most of my life outside the box. Waaaay outside the box. I'm free-spirited. I ... dare I say it? ... lack structure. No, JB, really? You?

Sadly, it's true. I live in the abstract. I go about things in a rather haphazard fashion, concentrating on whatever captures my attention at the time. This is why I have trouble sticking to a routine, trouble finishing what I start. I jump from project to project, idea to idea, with no clear goal in sight. Oh, I might have great plans for one thing or another, but am I good about carrying those plans through to the end? No. No, I am not.

I decided when the alarm went off this morning (or maybe it really was before I went to bed last night) that I was going to try to establish a new routine for myself. I did a really good job of starting on it this morning, too, so at least for the time being, there is hope.

Every day, first thing when I get up and the kids are busying themselves about the house getting ready for school, I am going to read. For an hour. Then, I am going to walk. I haven't been doing a lot lately toward the ol' health goals. (The WGH and I tried a 7-day diet recently. We made it four days before we said "this ain't cuttin' it" and gave it up.) After a 30-minute walk, I shower, and by 9:00 a.m. I will be in my chair, in the study, computer on and ready to work.

This is, after all, a business. I write. This is what I do, ostensibly for a living. As such, as with all jobs, there are certain things that are expected of me. And so shall I get myself into the mindset of "working" every day. Mondays will now be my "business" days, when I do the things that are part of my writing life but not actually part of the manuscript I'm working on. Book reviews. Articles. Interviews. Query letters! Other business things, like for our Sisters in Crime chapter. Tuesday through Saturday will be devoted to actually writing. My goal is 1,000 to 2,000 words each day, minimum. This past Saturday I actually had most of the day to myself, and I managed to add 2,157 words to the manuscript. Woo-hoo!

Now, of course, all this "getting down to business" stuff comes with a caveat or two. There is a certain amount of freedom involved when you're your own boss. Which I am, all day every day (save for that 2:00-6:00 p.m. window when I am a part-time employee of a medical document services company). But the beauty of my plan is that establishing this routine for myself is not doing something entirely new. It's just restructuring things a bit. Of course, we all know how I am about structure - this is where the caveats enter the picture. I'm not turning over a new leaf, just flipping the old ones over to their greener sides.

So, will it work? Maybe. There's hope, at least as evidenced by what I've accomplished already this morning. The reading. The walk. The shower. So far, so good. And I'm only 20 minutes behind schedule.

Speaking of new leaves, it's starting to feel more and more like spring around here these days. The Bradford pears in our front yard are already budding - I think as soon as the groundhog saw his shadow they all got together and decided it was safe to come out. It's amazing how a half hour in the fresh, crisp air and sunshine (no clouds whatsoever) can get your brain working in ways you never dreamed of.

I'll keep you posted on how this "new routine" is working for me. I imagine - because I know me so well - in a few months there'll be something new to capture my interest, but let's hope it fits into the grand scheme of things and doesn't throw me off kilter too much. Truthfully, when I look at the bigger picture, all these plans are well and good, but there's Someone Else who is in control of my life besides me. I'm just trying to follow the Boss's instructions. And this morning He said, "Get your stuff together!"

Read a book. It's good for you. And get out today and enjoy the sunshine.

=) JB

3.03.2007

Let the Music Play

There's been a thread on DorothyL lately about music. I haven't chimed in on the discussion because a lot of people have already expressed my feelings quite a bit more eloquently than I probably could, but here's my take on the subject for your reading pleasure.


We like to say they left the "c" off the front of that word. (Think about it. Wait for it. Now, you get it, right?)

For my personal tastes, I love to listen to John Boy & Billy first thing in the morning while I'm checking email or posting to the blog. Their affiliate in Nashville is WNRQ - 105.9 The Rock, a classic rock station, so between the humor and antics of JB&B I get some of my favorite tunes from my "era", as The Boy calls it.

When I'm ready to write, or when the Big Show signs off, whichever comes first, I switch the boom box over to its CD function and plug up my "working music". Classical, jazz, contemporary orchestral - and I'm making a list of movie soundtracks to start acquiring - anything without lyrics, in other words. Lyrics are distracting when I'm trying to come up with words on my own. But there's nothing like ripping strings or thundering percussion to get the creative juices flowing. I've probably said this before, but since the DLers were harping on it, I thought I would, too.

Yesterday turned out to not be as productive a day as I had hoped as far as the writing, but I had the opportunity to do something for a friend in need, and that in and of itself makes time spent worthwhile.

I had a nice chat with JT yesterday afternoon. Turns out she didn't get a lot done yesterday, either, so it was a mutually beneficial pep talk session. Her sweet hubby was going to take her out for dinner, get her away from the stress and strain that is her writing business life at the moment. Much deserved. But we agreed that the next time we sat at our computers - which for me is today - we were going to get some serious work done.

So I'm putting on Rachmaninov and the LA Philharmonic and getting busy.

Read a book. It's good for you.

=) JB

3.02.2007

In like a lion ...

The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.
-- Michael Friedman


In the immortal words of Winnie the Pooh, yesterday was a blustery day. March lived up to her reputation by coming in with a ferocity.* And what's in the forecast for our area for the next seven days? Partly cloudy to mostly sunny. Mother Nature is a fickle female.

One of the goals I set for myself was to start walking again the 1st of March. So much for that. Who wants to walk in a thunderstorm? Needless to say, that item got shoved over to today's to-do list.

Also on the list is making up for lost time with the manuscript. I've been poking at it all week, rearranging things and editing. Here is where I proffer an illustration that writing is a process:

I started this novel a year and a half ago. I plugged away at it during NaNoWriMo 2005 and got my 50,000 words in. Through much debate and discussion with my fabulous critique partner, as well as a bit of input from the awesome women who make up our writers' group (although they probably don't realize they input anything as far as this decision is concerned), I came to the realization that it was time to ... how did they put it, JT? Kill my darlings. I'd written two previous books with these same characters, but for all intents and purposes, and for reasons that are just too complex to delve into here, they don't count.

Even though it's my [cough]*sixth*[cough] manuscript, this book, if it happens to be the one that lands me an agent or a deal or both, is going to be my "first novel". This is actually kind of exciting. I have an advantage, of sorts. I've written a lot of stuff already - does practice make perfect? Oh, heck no. BUT, I've learned so much from writing the other [cough]*five*[cough] manuscripts that I'm approaching this one with an eye toward making it the best book I've ever written, utilizing what I've learned along the way.

So, the process: I wrote a synopsis/plot summary that didn't include the old characters. I went through the manuscript and basically gutted it, taking out all the references to those characters and their "personal" story lines. The main crux of the book, the story itself, I left in place, and a couple of the characters were replaced with some new faces. There are a few passages I wrote before that were worth salvaging, and it's from those that I'm building the rest of the story according to the synopsis I wrote.

Is it working? So far, yes, actually. But this week I reached a point where I needed to really fix things, so instead of buckling down and writing, and reaching my daily 1,500- to 2,000-word goal (yeah, we've upped the stakes a little), I've been nitpicking, cutting, pasting, researching, editing. Still, I've managed to increase the word count by about 2,400 words in the last week. Not too bad considering there's been a lot more subtracting than adding.

Dave White is a member of the Killer Year Class of 2007 and is, I've discovered, a young man wise beyond his years. He recently posted this diatribe on what we should be concentrating on. To quote in part:

Writing a good book.
Writing.
The craft.
That's the most important thing.
We're WRITERS.


Well said, Dave. And in your honor, this is what I'm doing today. The lion is at the door, and I ain't gonna be lunch.

So, with a bit of Holst (First Suite in E-flat) in the CD player, I'm off and running ... er, writing.

Read a book. It's good for you.

=) JB


*We dodged a bullet here in Middle Tennessee, thank goodness, but please say a short prayer for the families of the people killed at the high school in Enterprise, Alabama and elsewhere. Our thoughts and prayers are with them.