9.23.2007

Just for Laughs



Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman & Jerry Scott, courtesy of ArcaMax.com

(If you click on the picture it should enlarge in a new window, making it easier to read. It made me laugh, so I thought I'd share it in hopes that it does the same for you. Have a great day, and read a book! I'll be back tomorrow afternoon.)

9.15.2007

Waxing Philosophic

You know it's been too long since you've posted to your blog when the program doesn't recognize you and makes you log in again.

It's been a rather frenetic week in the JBTAuthor study. The book has gone through yet another metamorphosis, but we've been working hard on shaping up the story and I think it just keeps getting better.

I paid a visit to my old office yesterday and got to catch up with some people I haven't seen in months. It was a lovely day. I was trying to explain to some of them what this book is about, and I discovered I really need to revamp the synopsis and get some one-line summaries together so that I can present a concise picture of the story. But I gotta finish the rewrite first.

Today The Boy and I are taking a quick shopping trip to find him a suit or a sport coat for his upcoming stint as an escort for the Homecoming Sweetheart court. If you remember, last year The Tall One was the Sweetheart for Basketball. This year, The Boy is escorting the Band Sweetheart (not his girlfriend, who is actually a basketball player, but she's okay with it). Totally cool.

The reserved post. Last Wednesday on the way home from BMWs (which was one of the best meetings we've had), I talked with The Tall One, who had been shopping with her roommate and picked up four of those buttons with the funny sayings on them. It got me to thinking about all the tee shirts and buttons (and even a few 'quotable quotes') I've seen over the years that I've admired or found just too darn funny ...

Sometimes they sum up life in the most philosophic terms (tongue-in-cheek, of course). I thought, just for fun, that I'd share a few of my favorites with you, and I'll add more to the list periodically in future posts. Feel free to add your own in the Comments.

When life hands you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes. [The Tall One has both the tee shirt and the button with this one on them.]

If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

Sarcasm is your body's defense against stupid. [The Boy has this tee shirt.]

I'm not mean; you're stupid. [Tall One, button]

Careful, or you'll end up in my novel. [I have this one on a sweatshirt - a Christmas gift from my sister-in-law last year.]

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. - Dame Edith Sitwell (1887-1964) English writer [History & Quotes, ArcaMax.com]

You're looking exceptionally ugly tonight, Madam, is it because we have company? - Alfred Jarry (1873-1907) French "pataphysical" writer [History & Quotes, ArcaMax.com - this one isn't on a tee shirt, but should be]

You're just jealous because the voices talk to me.

I'm sorry, I'd like to help you, but I can't fix stupid. [probably my all-time favorite; I saw this tee shirt in a mall once and almost bought it]

Read a book. It's good for you. - J.B. Thompson ;)

=) JB

9.06.2007

A Sad Day

I had a really great post idea for today, but when I pulled up the Internet this morning and saw this story I had to postpone my "Waxing Philosophic" topic for tomorrow's entry ...

Italian Tenor Pavarotti Dies at Age 71

It's a sad day in the world, at least for us music lovers.

Rest in peace, Signore Luciano.

=) JB

9.05.2007

The Avian Ballet

Fascinating creatures, hummingbirds.

The bay window in our kitchen overlooks the back yard, and we have a deck at the back of the house that is level with the window. Naturally, with this perfect arrangement the WGH mounted the hummingbird feeder to the side of the deck so we could watch them out the window.

Hummingbirds are very territorial creatures, you know. We've learned that they will comb every square inch of the earth looking for food, and once they find a place to get it, they will return to that same locale every year. For this reason, we keep our feeder filled from somewhere around March until somewhere around October, when we take it down (it's supposed to encourage them to fly south for the winter). We have about six of the little beauties that now take up residence somewhere around our house during that time.

While they're here, we enjoy the show. Every day I am treated to a command performance of what I call the Avian Ballet. They flit gracefully around the feeder, lighting only long enough to take a dainty slug of nectar from the feeder (we call it the Hummingbird Kool-Aid, and it's really nothing more than sugar water - no color or anything). Things get exciting when more than one of them decides it's time for a feeding. These beautiful, preciously cute tiny creatures will dive-bomb each other to keep their way clear to the feeder. They hover around it, waiting for one of the others to try to horn in on their action, and when one of its fellows gets too close, zoom!

Occasionally I'll go out on the deck and watch them - and you wouldn't think it, but I'm taking my life in my hands. The dive-bombing that goes on usually involves a good running start of about twenty feet or so - then these little feathery torpedoes zoom right by my head on their way to the feeder.

This is entertainment at its best, a la Mother Nature.

We have three regular bird feeders in the back yard as well - one with sunflower seeds for the cardinals and jays, a millet feeder for the sparrows, chickadees and other various and sundry species, and a thistle feeder for the finches. Every so often I'll look out the window and find the finch feeder covered with at least four and sometimes as many as six of the bright yellow critters. There are house finches here, too - the pretty little red and brown ones - but the goldfinches are my favorites. Like bursts of sunshine (although admittedly we probably need less of that around this part of the country these days - if you have rain in your neck of the woods, please be so kind as to send it our way).

I'm trying to get creative again. I think I've finally - FINALLY - come up with the ultimate twist for the latest book. There are a few logistic details to work out, but this might just be it. BMWs meet tonight, and I'll be meeting JT ahead of time, so I have some serious brainstorming and planning and organizing to do before the day job shift starts at 11.

Wish me luck. I'll keep you posted on my progress.

In the meantime, read a book!

=) JB

Quote of the Day:
Creative activity could be described as a type of learning process where teacher and pupil are located in the same individual.
-- Arthur Koestler (1905-1983) Hungarian writer